One of the potential fandoms for yuletide is reported comics industry RPS, which is enough to almost make me want to sign up just so that I can make someone write me Bendis/Brubaker porn (I won't, though. I'll do what I do every year -- write a New Year's Resolution, which means I get a much wider range of prompt choices and no deadline).
And the thing is, I don't even want to read Bendis/Brubaker pron, because I can't read NC-17-rated RPS without my brain stalling out from embarassment and going these are real people, ew, ew, icky voyeur-stalker-vibes. I just want Bendis/Brubaker porn to exist.
Or possibly pornless Bendis/Brubaker, with Brian denying Ed sex until Captain America is back from the dead. I find this scenario scarily easy to envision.