I discovered Panexa (tm) via wikipedia (strange, the things one ends up looking up when researching for fic one probably won't write), and thought of you. Or rather, of your dermatologist.

Pregnant women, or women who plan to become pregnant, should avoid taking PANEXA or handling broken tablets. Or intact tablets. Women considering some day becoming pregnant, who have ever been pregnant, who have had a pregnant friend or pet, or who have seen other pregnant women, naked or otherwise, should also follow these precautions:Do not handle PANEXA tablets, containers, or related literature. If a PANEXA product nears your field of vision, avert your eyes. Try not to say the word "PANEXA." If you do happen to pronounce the syllables, spit thrice and soak your hands in iodine. If you hear the words spoken, live or via recorded medium, cover your ears and immediately see a specialist to try and staunch the bleeding. Try not to think too hard about PANEXA. In fact, don't ever even think about it at all. Pretend you never heard of PANEXA, and never will. Drop this magazine immediately, and get the hell out of here as fast as you fucking can. Go on, get out of here. You'll thank me.

If you should be aware of a pregnant woman who has handled PANEXA, attempt to warn the peoples of earth of the mind-numbing horror that is about to unfold. Also, drink plenty of liquids.


More information about Panexa here

Also, Jesus fuck, and I thought X-Men was complicated and full of stupid retcons. Clearly, Marvel grovels before the alter of incoherence that is DC canon.

Infinite Prohibition and/or Prohibition Crisis is henceforth officially going to be based on Toonverse, the first two Batman movies (i.e. The good ones), random bits of smallville canon, and other people's Teen Titans fic. Because even the wikipedia entry on Superman-through-the-ages makes my brain to bleed.

From: [identity profile] seanchai.livejournal.com


Yeah... I kind ignore the whole 'Crisis on Infinite Earths' as being so deeply stupid it makes my head hurt. If there were ever a universe that didn't need evil clones, it was DC. After all- Batman's his own evil clone. All you have to do is add Frank Miller!

The comics code is responsible for much of the campy stupidity in comics. Thank God for people like Warren Ellis, who make it their personal mission to break it, eh?

From: [identity profile] elspethdixon.livejournal.com


Batman's his own evil clone. All you have to do is add Frank Miller!

*dies* At this point, I think most of the DC characters who aren't dead are their own evil clones. Or their evil clones have punched the time-stream. Whichever.

From: [identity profile] seanchai.livejournal.com


A little of both, sadly. However, I like to use the fact that Emo-Boy Prime punching the time stream is such an incredibly stupid plot device as an excuse to ignore, well... pretty much all comics-canon from the past two years.

From: [identity profile] elspethdixon.livejournal.com


Thank God for people like Warren Ellis, who make it their personal mission to break it, eh?

He's going to be working on a project with Larocca, who's finally leaving the X-Men team after about five glorious years of pretty, shirtless Gambit. (I mourn, but also anticipate)

I don't know what their title will be like, but you can bet it will be pretty.

As for Gambit... Sinister's come back to screw with him again.

From: [identity profile] seanchai.livejournal.com


I'll miss Larocca on X-Men, but hopefully whatever he's doing with Warren Ellis will make up for it.

Of course Sinister's come back to screw with Gambit more. It's one of his primary functions as an X-villian.

From: [identity profile] elspethdixon.livejournal.com


It's one of his primary functions as an X-villian.

The other being to obsess over Scott, Jean, and Cable. Jean being once more temporarily dead, Cable being off somewhere married to Deadpool, and Scott being surrounded by other X-Men, Sinsiter's left with nothing to do but swoop down on Remy while he's vulnerable.

He'll probably want to experiment on him, to see what being Horseman-ed has done to him.

From: [identity profile] seanchai.livejournal.com


He'll probably want to experiment on him, to see what being Horseman-ed has done to him.

Naturally! It is, after all, fun for all.
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