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[elspethdixon]

I discovered Panexa (tm) via wikipedia (strange, the things one ends up looking up when researching for fic one probably won't write), and thought of you. Or rather, of your dermatologist.

Pregnant women, or women who plan to become pregnant, should avoid taking PANEXA or handling broken tablets. Or intact tablets. Women considering some day becoming pregnant, who have ever been pregnant, who have had a pregnant friend or pet, or who have seen other pregnant women, naked or otherwise, should also follow these precautions:Do not handle PANEXA tablets, containers, or related literature. If a PANEXA product nears your field of vision, avert your eyes. Try not to say the word "PANEXA." If you do happen to pronounce the syllables, spit thrice and soak your hands in iodine. If you hear the words spoken, live or via recorded medium, cover your ears and immediately see a specialist to try and staunch the bleeding. Try not to think too hard about PANEXA. In fact, don't ever even think about it at all. Pretend you never heard of PANEXA, and never will. Drop this magazine immediately, and get the hell out of here as fast as you fucking can. Go on, get out of here. You'll thank me.

If you should be aware of a pregnant woman who has handled PANEXA, attempt to warn the peoples of earth of the mind-numbing horror that is about to unfold. Also, drink plenty of liquids.

More information about Panexa here

Also, Jesus fuck, and I thought X-Men was complicated and full of stupid retcons. Clearly, Marvel grovels before the alter of incoherence that is DC canon.

Infinite Prohibition and/or Prohibition Crisis is henceforth officially going to be based on Toonverse, the first two Batman movies (i.e. The good ones), random bits of smallville canon, and other people's Teen Titans fic. Because even the wikipedia entry on Superman-through-the-ages makes my brain to bleed.

Comments

[blukitten.livejournal.com]

ok this has nothing to do with panexa and im sorry for the short notice, I will be in DC this weekend and it would be great if you could get down here as well because there are a bunch of activities that you can attend with me, again sorry for the short notice but call me! (516) 849-0138, I need to see my Lizzy!

[seanchai.livejournal.com]

Yep, that sounds about right. After a month wait, multiple blood tests, and signing a waiver to say that I won't get pregnant for at least a year after I stop taking the pills, I can finally fill out my perscription. But I have to do it in the next seven days, or wait another month.

DC canon can have a rather Lovecraftian effect on people- look at it too hard or too long, and you'll go insane. Plus, toon-verse is totally the best anyway.

Also, fic! (http://home.teleport.com/~punkm/interstitial.html)