Whine, whinge, why does no one write me hundreds of Ks of Marvel fic?

I shall produce meta before I go to the comics store and pay money to Marvel to have my heart ripped out. (And after comics, comes the Library of Congress visit and then quality time with microfilm. I've found that the research for my history project becomes more interesting if I think of it as 'Stalking Dead People').

Anyway, meta:
Recently, I've found myself wanting to read not just the sort of opera-like plotty H/c epics that are my not-so-secret fannish delight, but less dramatic scenarios as well.

( Have I developed a domesticity kink? )

Of course, I also still want long, action-packed emo-porn Marvel-verse epics and Daredevil/Elektra pr0n, and really good H/c is still my fic holy grail. And if anyone wrote cracked-out Maya Hanson/She-Ultron femslash, I would love you forever.

And a long, action-packed emo-porn Avengers denialfic with H/c and Cap/Iron Man shippiness would make my year. Especially if it had Winter Soldier and Nick Fury in it. And Hawkeye. And was blatant, unapologetic wish-fulfillment fixit fic for Civil War.

Avengers ficlet (oh, all right, Iron Man/Captain America ficlet)

Woe. I miscalculated, and Civil War: Confessions doesn't come out today.

Edit: Did in fact come out. Have now read. Ow. Ow, damnit, ow.

New Avengers did, but though I read it in the store in order to keep abreast of canon, the art was too ugly for me to buy it. How can one properly appreciate Luke Cage and Jessica Drew through the filter of ugly art?

So, since I didn't get my soul-destroyingly depressing last glimpse of my OTP, here's a ficlet-thing:

Five times Steve and Tony fought:

( Them's fighting words, Captain America )