We are The Bank. We're not your friends.

The ATM at AIB ate my card. And the fuckmooks inside said they can't give it back to me until tomorrow. All this because the bloody line to the US is down, so my PIN number won't register, or something. *growls, fantasizes about AK-ing bank clerks and watching them disappear in a flash of green light*

Make me feel better. Give me fanfic goodness, as per my gacked from permetaform Rec-Go-Round meme.

Rec me one story you've written, any pairing, any fandom, here in my LJ. And then go forth and ask the same in yours.

[Except RPS and Snarry. I try to avoid those. Unless it's RPAS.]

No shiny pirate goodness for Elspeth

I want the PotC DVD! *wails in the throes of pirate-deprivation* Everybody on lj has shiny pirate goodness but meeee!!!!! *wails more*

But I can't buy it until I get home, because Irish/European DVDs won't play in my American computer (something about codes).

So cheer me up, y'all and pimp your fics at me, as pr last entry's meme.