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While scouring lj for Snake/Otacon fic (and who on earth decided it would be a good idea to call that pairing snoticon, anyway?), I found

This priceless gem of mansplaining.

Pay particular attention to the section headers, for they are glorious in their sheer pretension (The emasculation of the Apollonian?" You realize you're discussing video game yaoi, right?).

Also, the comm mods tagged it with "i hate my penis," "i hate your lack of penises," "married to otacon on the astral plane."