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[elspethdixon]

This ficlet has rocked my world (oh, MM/$B, you are total fanon, but I don't care, because you're adorable and I don't like Alan Moore anyway).

I want Hank Pym/Jan Van Dyne antennae pr0n and I want it now, damn it! I don't care which of them has the antennae, just as long as said antennae exist and are used for pr0n.

Bonus points for MA-verse antennae pron.

Comments

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Ok, so I'm trying to wrap my head around this. You want the antennae to home in on sexy time? Or possibly to be sexy time in of themselves a la wingporn?

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

Antennae as in wingporn (they're sensory organs, after all. You taste with them).

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Huh. I'd read that. So long as it didn't involve the Crossing!Jan.

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

Nothing should ever involve the Crossing!Jan. Ever.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

The Crossing shouldn't have involved Crossing!Jan.

[simmysim.livejournal.com]

ohh my goodness that was an adorably fantastic fic! I'm so glad the MM/$B fest has moved onto LJ, where I can actually comment lol. I was refreshing that thread on /coq/ constantly.

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

I occasionally comment on /coq/, but only anonymously, and only rarely. I can't codeswitch from lj-fangirl squee to the normal mode of discussion there without feeling awkward yet.

[simmysim.livejournal.com]

IDEK I feel a lot more comfortable as an anonymous, buuut I was permabanned. :||| I've been getting friends to comment for me, but it's annoying.

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

I was permabanned

O.0 How did that happen?

[simmysim.livejournal.com]

well. and this was very stupid of me, I'm pretty embarrassed about it now, but at the time I was frothing with rage.

but i was getting really annoyed that there's a nazi-fetish thread in the comics and cartoons board. and instead of commenting on the complaints/suggestions board with my thoughts, I uh.
Decided to flood the board.
with images.
of nazi atrocities
and that's terrible.

[velithya]

....................that was really really hot.

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

I know! I expected antennae pr0n to just be kind of goofy, but OMFG it was hot.

[velithya]

I do the same sort of things with wings and think it is totally hot (and I judge by your above comments that you think that also?) but I totally wasn't expecting it with antennae.. but THERE IS WAS :3

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

With wings, the caveat is that they're only hot if they're canonical -- randomly appearing wings (a la popslash-style wingfic) are too goofy for me.

I blame Crowly and Aziraphale.

[velithya]

It is for this exact reason that many of my originals feature wings ;P

If you're going to blame someone, Crowley and Aziraphale are a pretty good choice ;D