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Or rather, my extremely thinly disguised sockpuppet has (look for it in the HP Het thread if you're curious). I feel... dirty, and yet, strangely satisfied. It was wrong of me, terribly wrong, and yet, I've passionately resented this one long HP fic (no, not the Draco Trilogy) for years, and the opportunity to rant about how bloody biased that thing is was strangely cleansing. Even if no one has yet joined in the bashing of it or set up counter-bashing.
And of course, once I dipped a toe in the water, I had to go check out the GW fic bashing in the anime thread, where the wank just keeps on coming.
And on a more enlightened note: Just when I think my Mom isn't cool... she checks The Ninth Gate out of the library and insists that we watch it. And so watch it we did, every Johnny-filled minute. I have decided that Dean Corso and I should go live together in near-sighted, bibliophilic lust somewhere with all of his not-entirely-ethical riches. His hair is so cute when it gets rumpled, and I swear to God, Johnny Depp somehow managed to force his voice down into a lower register to play him. *sighs happily* It always warms my heart when the hero of a movie is nearsighted (when he woke up in the hotel room and did the grope-for-the-glasses-on-the-bedside-table thing, it made me squee with glee. And then he got out of bed and was nearly naked, and I squeed more). Holywood neglects us half-blind people terribly.
Now that I've finally seen both The 13th Warrior and The Ninth Gate, I need to go read![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
guede_mazaka's "Hellhole."
And of course, once I dipped a toe in the water, I had to go check out the GW fic bashing in the anime thread, where the wank just keeps on coming.
And on a more enlightened note: Just when I think my Mom isn't cool... she checks The Ninth Gate out of the library and insists that we watch it. And so watch it we did, every Johnny-filled minute. I have decided that Dean Corso and I should go live together in near-sighted, bibliophilic lust somewhere with all of his not-entirely-ethical riches. His hair is so cute when it gets rumpled, and I swear to God, Johnny Depp somehow managed to force his voice down into a lower register to play him. *sighs happily* It always warms my heart when the hero of a movie is nearsighted (when he woke up in the hotel room and did the grope-for-the-glasses-on-the-bedside-table thing, it made me squee with glee. And then he got out of bed and was nearly naked, and I squeed more). Holywood neglects us half-blind people terribly.
Now that I've finally seen both The 13th Warrior and The Ninth Gate, I need to go read
guede_mazaka's "Hellhole."