I have decided that I want a Cthulu-fish for my car. Like a Jesus-fish, but with tentacles. I loathe Jesus-fish and the majority of Jesus-fish derivatives, but a little metal fish outline with tentacles would rock.
I can't quite bring myself to plaster bumperstickers on my car, both because it's such a county/low rent thing to do, and because I still can't quite think of it as mine (witness still not having cleaned out the trunk after eight months of driving it, because I can't get rid of Grandmother's stuff without asking her), but a Cthulu-fish would, I think, be tastefully understated.
I can't quite bring myself to plaster bumperstickers on my car, both because it's such a county/low rent thing to do, and because I still can't quite think of it as mine (witness still not having cleaned out the trunk after eight months of driving it, because I can't get rid of Grandmother's stuff without asking her), but a Cthulu-fish would, I think, be tastefully understated.