The Culture Channel

Heh, I use a porn thesaurus for a lot of stuff when I feel like being clever. Otherwise it's just putting them in different phrases. But yeah, like Kijikun said, it's more like just glaring and growling at it until it behaves. I can't read my own porn fics and be entertained because all I remember is the frustration. >>

Other than that, I have an unhealthy collection of bodice ripping, erotica books that entertain me and give me ideas on how to order my sentences.