The emo police will be at my door tomorrow

Yay! The first emo-porn scene in fixit fic is done. It's surprisingly difficult to come up with the proper appology for a character to make when what they really ought to be saying is, "I'm so sorry I was written by Mark Millar," but referencing Steve carrying Tony out of the burning building made up for it.

From gratuitous New Avengers snark to over-the-top-emo in 4,000 words.

Of course, the second emo porn scene will involve actual porn, and will therefore be much harder.