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elspethdixon) wrote2006-12-27 07:01 pm
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Like I need a new comic title to fangirl...
Ah, wikipedia, friend to lazy comics fans everywhere.
I always thought of Daredevil as a DC-type hero transplanted into the Marvel Universe. Now I know why--apparently, Frank Miller worked on the title back in the 70s. He's responsible for Elektra. (Okay, he also did a lot of good things for Daredevil, including ditching the 60s goofiness, bringing the Kingpin in, and introducing the noir style the title's had ever since, but… God, I loathe his recent writing for DC so much that it kills me to admit to liking anything he's responsible for).
Also: God, Matt, you're a ho. You've slept with almost as many women as Bruce Wayne, and they've all died or gone evil or both. Or dumped you. Or been Tony Stark's exes. Or some lethal combination of all of the above. I vote that you give up and start dating either your business partner or Luke Cage. Given the choice between Elektra and Power Man, I know who I'd pick. (I hate Elektra. Hate, hate, hate. She and Domino should run away to the Middle East or someplace and be skanky assassin whores who are bad for people together. Their respective main guys would be much better off without them. Luke Cage, on the other hand, is pretty cool when he's not being written stupidly).
seanchai, to the best of my newly-enhanced-by-wikipedia knowledge, Elektra has never come back from the dead as an evil clone. However--and clearly, this is yet another instance of us being psychic--she has worked for the Kingpin as an assassin. He ordered her to assassinate Foggy Nelson (he was all, "Dude, you're Matt's ex-girlfriend, what the hell?" and she couldn't do it). Bullseye then stabbed her in a stupid macho argument about which of them would get to be the Kingpin's top assassin. She went to Matt's house and died in his arms, so as to ensure that her death caused him the maximum amount of emotional trauma. Then random ninja people brought her back from the dead, via a combination of Exotic Ninja Magic ™ and Marvel!Science that caused her to spilt into two people: Glowy Magic Mary Sue Elektra Good Elektra and Nega-Elektra Erynys. She killed Erynys and absorbed her evil half back into herself. Also, she and Matt have both shown up in Ultimates verse: he's a law student at Columbia with essentially the same powers and backstory, and she's a fellow Columbia student with martial arts training and issues. Her father dies, there is angst, and she goes all vendetta on his killers.
Also, in the Marvel Mangaverse miniseries, she's all evil and totally cuts Matt in half with her stupid trident daggers.
Theirloveissotrue.
I therefore posit that Evil!Crazy!Clone!Elektra be named Erynys. And that we check out the Ultimate Daredevil/Elektra miniseries and use it as backstory.
I always thought of Daredevil as a DC-type hero transplanted into the Marvel Universe. Now I know why--apparently, Frank Miller worked on the title back in the 70s. He's responsible for Elektra. (Okay, he also did a lot of good things for Daredevil, including ditching the 60s goofiness, bringing the Kingpin in, and introducing the noir style the title's had ever since, but… God, I loathe his recent writing for DC so much that it kills me to admit to liking anything he's responsible for).
Also: God, Matt, you're a ho. You've slept with almost as many women as Bruce Wayne, and they've all died or gone evil or both. Or dumped you. Or been Tony Stark's exes. Or some lethal combination of all of the above. I vote that you give up and start dating either your business partner or Luke Cage. Given the choice between Elektra and Power Man, I know who I'd pick. (I hate Elektra. Hate, hate, hate. She and Domino should run away to the Middle East or someplace and be skanky assassin whores who are bad for people together. Their respective main guys would be much better off without them. Luke Cage, on the other hand, is pretty cool when he's not being written stupidly).
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Also, in the Marvel Mangaverse miniseries, she's all evil and totally cuts Matt in half with her stupid trident daggers.
Theirloveissotrue.
I therefore posit that Evil!Crazy!Clone!Elektra be named Erynys. And that we check out the Ultimate Daredevil/Elektra miniseries and use it as backstory.
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I am jealous, I aspire to one day be as geeky as you.
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The Marvel facts have nothing on the DC comics section. Superman's storyline is like the Necronomicron--the longer and harder you look at it, the more likely you are to go insane (every fifteen years or so, DC gets tired of the way they've been writing things and reboots their universe, changing everybody's back stories around so that nobody's backstory makes sense anymore. At this point, Lex Luthor has, like, three different origin stories, and there are two versions of Black Canary).
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And Erynys is totally the perfect name for Evil!Crazy!Clone!Elektra.
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Also, Jennifer Gardner played her in the movie.
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Marvel has so many interesting female characters--Mystique, Rogue, Storm, Carolina, Sue Richards when she's written well, Mary Jane, again when she's written well... Elektra ought to be one of them. But woe, she is not.
Maybe if she didn't wear that red headscarf that makes her look like a pirate? Anyway, if we do write this fic, it's our chance to make her interesting--by bringing her back from the dead as a crazy, sociopathic clone. (But an interesting and kind of sympathic clone, not a boring one like Magnete-Joe).
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Because damn, but has Marvel ever got a missed opportunity in Elektra.
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Erynys, of course, has most of Elektra's memories (possibly with just enough telling gaps, especially from her childhood and from anything surrounding the Kingpin's role in her father's death, to leave her more dependant on the Kingpin and to worry her), and honestly thinks she is Elektra, so when she discovers about 2/3rds of the way through the story that she's a clone, it will be that much more devastating.
Especially when she remembers having fun with Matt in grad school and fighting with Daredevil and realizes that those memories aren't real, that it was someone else who went out to diner with Matt and Foggy to celebrate opening up their law practice, someone else who cried on Matt's shoulder when her father died, someone else who taught Daredevil how to catch a shuriken in mid-air, etc. That the man she loves--or thinks she loves--is really in love with a dead woman, not with her.
So Erynys has to make him love her, make him hers, because then, she'll be real.
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Plus, in our version, she'd totally have a coherent and non-stupid backstory. You know, one that doesn't read like it was written by a thirteen year old girl just discovering the joys of Mary Sues.
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I'll see if I can dig something up on her Ultimate-verse backstory. It ought to at least be internally consistant, given that she was only featured in a few issues and a miniseries.
Also, further research on scans_daily has turned up a comic from 1997 where Daredevil teams up with Deadpool (and Foggy and Weasel go drinking together). Best exchange:
"Are we there yet?"
"Why do you keep asking me that?"
"Because I'm waiting for you to say 'not yet, my little smurf.' Don't you ever watch the cartoon network?"
"Why, God? Why was it the eyes and not the ears?"
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And my God, that's brilliant. Ah, Deadpool, making all Marvel-verse a better place for the past ten years.
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Since that was written over the course of about six years rather than thirty and involveda much smaller number of writers, and Ultimates is suposed to be an attempt at rebooting things with less confusing backstory stuff, you'd think they could do better than the regular comic continuity.
But no, Elektra's sekrit super-power of always being wrtten badly intervenes again.
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If you haven't read the last few pages of New Avengers #27, you should do so. Luke Cage delivers a message to Elektra from Matt. It's most entertaining.