I've read the fandom wank report now, and the quotes in it from people who are so terribly hurt and offended that he "hid" the fact that he's married are way funnier than they should be.

Didn't Fassbender and Kravitz's break-up involve him hitting her? Why would you ("you" in this case being the fangirls who were upset at him being "taken") want to get together with a guy who it sounds like very probably knocked his previous girlfriend around?