I love you so, so much for posting this. I started typing out quotes that made me laugh hysterically, but I'm too lazy to type out the whole thing. Let me just say that what made me laugh the hardest was the little note right after the image:

"And then he rapes her. :D"

I'm a bad person.


If you liked that, by the way, you'll probably enjoy this: Night Travels of the Elven Vampire. Sadly, it's not nearly as wonderful as what you've linked, but it tries. From the commentary:

Yes, Alaric is a vampire. And he shapeshifts into a wolf. Alaric is also an Elf. It also turns out that Elves are aliens from the planet Telvron, where there are also sentient trees and unicorns. And he's telepathic too, because he talks to his brother Marti'el that way. So that makes Alaric an alien vampire werewolf psychic writer. Got that? Good. That way you won't get confuzzled when he becomes a pirate.