Well, gee, thanks for giving me such an easy act to follow. Only, you know, not. (I kid. Mostly. At least the part where I am bitter instead of admiring is kidding.)

I could start copying favorite lines, but then I'd be here all day. I really love the voice you've got down for this.

There's really no way to write this story and not make Tony be Kay, is there? It's just a Thing Which Is So.