Can we also populate it with the marketing jerks who convinced everyone in the 1990s that digitizing something and putting it on a crappy store-bought CD-R suddenly makes it immortal? They must spend eternity being repeatedly squashed by a CD stomper.

Or they could spend forever reading transcripts of 1930s congressional proceedings on microfilm--"look, this is still legible decades after being photographed, while your CD degraded/became obsolete five years ago!"--until they go blind.